Question: What if Edward Cullen and Remus Lupin met in a forest?
Answer: They would have really ugly babies.
Whenever I talk about food, apparently my face lights up...
-- Ellen
Second only to a man's lips, that was the best thing I ever tasted!
-- Hannah
... And then you'll get fat and you won't fit in your dress and the seams will burst and you will cry!!
-- Arianne to Jeramy
Je suis CLEAN!
-- Ellen
Ashley: (about someone who works at the Creamery) I think he thinks we're stalking him.
Jeramy: Actually I kinda thought he was referring to us as pigs, but....
(Ashley and Jeramy calmly talking. Ashley interrupts:)
OH MY GOSH!!!! .. Forgot my battery!
Travis: Your parents must be retarded, 'cause YOU are SPECIAL!! :D
MANIPULATIVE TOASTER OVENS THAT SEDUCE!!!
-- The Laugh Out Loud Cast
Adam: My shin has a divet!!
That's an upty niphname...
-- Beaver (Not Cassidy... Ashley)
Schitziptus, narc, pedo, mas, insom...
-- Travis
Who's Jeramy?
-- Travis
I'ma have to take off my jacket because you are making it way too warm in here...
--Travis
Caves... and leather... and doctors... o.O
-- A very fun Apples to Apples game
We are raising a generation of poor, neglected DISHES! We, the fathers of this mess, have left the sink to raise these illegitimate dish children ALONE...
-- Hannah
I want to think perverted!! ... wait....
-- Hannah
So Raymond... do you like MISTLETOE???
-- Ashley to Jeramy
IS THAT A SNACK I HEAR CRINKLING??
-- Creepy Man.
It is our way! We are NUFU!!
-- The SOURCE (Teen Titans)
Have you ever tried to get rid of MARS??
-- Adam
I can't do it that way! It dribbles down my chin!!
-- Ashley
I'm so glad the US has feelings. And not just gay, queer ones...
-- Hannah
Shelby: You've had SEX???!!
Jeramy: (walking into the kitchen) WHAT???
If you tard her again, will she be re-tard-ed??
-- Shelby
Arianne: Did you see the chupacabra? .... chacabacra? ..... cupabara?
Shelby: Chupacabra?
Ashley: Why are you speaking a different language??
Hannah: (to Devin, not recognizing him) Hi, we're looking for someone.
Devin: I know!!
Jeramy: THAT'S DEVIN!!!
Rhymes with "Schmordan!!"
-- Ashley
(Singing:)
If you want to be me, be me! If you want to be you, be you!
-- Arianne, Ashley, Shelby, and Ellen
Arianne: I can't look at both of your elbows at once!! (tear)
Jamba Girl: Butterfinger for Shawn Spencer?
Lesley: Yes!!
Jamba Guy: Smiles.
STUPID CAT!!!
(x 1,000,000)
-- Shelby
William: That hat is SWASHBUCKLING.
Hannah: !!!!!!!
Everybody keeps telling me there are people outside!!
-- Ashley
(Singing)
That's against the honor code... That's against the honor code... THAT'S AGAINST THE HONOR CO-HODE!!!!
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