THE QUOTE WALL: Part 7

It has the COLON-SEAL-OF-APPROVAL!!
-- Ellen

The blur formerly known as Stephen!
-- Arianne

MELON AND PAD

It's like a cow compressed into a cube!
-- Ashley

Chuck Norris jokes! The one about the guy... From Spiderman! Who was that? Oh yeah...
OCTOPUS PRIME!!
-- Ashley

Jeramy: (to Arianne) Did you just look at the crescent roll picture to see how to roll them?

F.R.E.E. that spells free. Creditreport.com baby!
-- Everyone

LORD FARQUAAD

Jeramy: With this knife I will end my life!
Arianne: You guys are SOOO Poetic!

THE QUOTE WALL: Part 6

Don't worry Hannah, you will find your soul matey!
-- Everyone else

Pens, pencils, LOWER BOWEL PILLS??
-- Jeramy and Ashley

But it's ok! We went on eight dates!
-- Arianne in Ashley's Dream

Jeramy: (to Michael) I remember phone numbers much better than names.
Arianne: Jeramy... is that your way of asking for his phone number?
Jeramy: *sputters*

Group Leader: So, Jeramy, what's something interesting about you?
Jeramy: Um...??? I like... toaster ovens?

FRANCE!
-- Ashley

The Duck wants a donut.

I'd be a Russian Mafia Princess!
-- Ashley

Jeramy: Now where is that rolling pin?
Arianne: I don't remember where I put it...
Hannah: maybe she put it in the toaster oven, since all it's good for is storage...
Arianne: OHHHH!! (high fives Hannah)

The perfect murderer needs the perfect brownies.
-- Derek

Chad: *grumble grumble*
Ashley: Chad is entertaining himself!

EWWW! He showers NAKED!!
-- Ellen

Because then you would be able to rape me like when we play MarioKart!!
-- Steps (Travis)

Poor Canada. They have a handicapped torch.
-- Hannah

F.U. Hannah! F.U.!!!!
-- Ashley

Hannah: She's a Southern
Ashley: ER!!

She finally realizes she loves him... and then he leaves her... and then she goes back to live in a DIRT PIT!!!!
-- Arianne (about Gone with the Wind)

PENGUIN:
When you are a penguin
You look around
And see only penguins...
There's nowhere to run..
Nowhere to HIDE!!

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

FUNDERWALL!! I shall climb the wall! Oh no, fire! Oh dear! I shall fall down now!
-- Jeramy

Does....
...
I just forgot m name...
-- Draco Malfoy
(AKA Adam Decker)

Jeramy: She is so TOR-EN!!
Shelby: Uh... torn?
Jeramy: WHAT??

Leopard Kitty of the forest!!
Yess oh yessss!!

Which is more painful? AIDS? Or BOYFRIENDS??
-- Ashley

THE QUOTE WALL: Part 5

Hannah: Watcha listening to?
Chad: Star Wars. IT gets me in the mood!!

Barack the Magnificent!!
-- Ashley

The Center for Abused and Beaten Children is calling!

DOCTOR KEVORKIAN IS:
-- Sensual
-- Inspiring
-- Chewy
-- Jeffrey
-- _______

I bought hairbands, and they came with a hairband holder!!
-- Ashley

We are unloved and beaten children.
-- Ashley

Ahley: Did someone just open the door?
Shely: ... I dunno...
Ashley: IT'S JEFFREY!!
(door bounces off the trash bag)
Everyone except Hannah: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

SHE IS NIT TIRED OF YOY YET!!
-- Hannah's Texting

Jeramy: When I was a kid, I watched the Brave Little Toaster Oven.

Remember this???

THE QUOTE WALL: Part 4

Ashley: Does this make me dumber?
Hannah: I don't think that's possible...
Ashley: Oh.. It's possible!
...
WAIT!!!

Hannah: Um, what's your name again? I don't remember.
Austin (Butter Boy): Austin.
Hannah: Oh yeah, that's right.
Ashley and Arianne: WHAT?? (knowing eyes).
Conclusion: HANNAH SITS UPON A THRONE OF LIES.

(coughs) I think I just inhaled butter fumes...
-- Shelby

Look! Look! It's SNAIL SCISSORS!!
-- Jeramy

Shelby: Let's make a quote wall!
Ashley: WE don't have any quotes!
Shelby: ... and?? Let's make a quote wall!

Jeramy: You're not her boyfriend!
Arianne: I'm BETTER than her boyfriend!

What are peopke going to think when they visit and read our quote wall? We have quotes about SEX and AIDS.
-- Jeramy

Jeramy: Maybe she got hit by a car... just kidding.
Ashley: SOMEBODY GOT HIT BY A CAR??!!

HAR........POON!
HAR........POON!
HAR HAR HAR!!
POON POON POON!!
-- Ashley and Jeramy

THE QUOTE WALL: Part 3

Arianne: Did you see the chupacabra? .... chacabacra? ..... cupabara?
Shelby: Chupacabra?
Ashley: Why are you speaking a different language??

Hannah: (to Devin, not recognizing him) Hi, we're looking for someone.
Devin: I know!!
Jeramy: THAT'S DEVIN!!!

Rhymes with "Schmordan!!"
-- Ashley

(Singing:)
If you want to be me, be me! If you want to be you, be you!
-- Arianne, Ashley, Shelby, and Ellen

Arianne: I can't look at both of your elbows at once!! (tear)

Jamba Girl: Butterfinger for Shawn Spencer?
Lesley: Yes!!
Jamba Guy: Smiles.

STUPID CAT!!!
(x 1,000,000)
-- Shelby

William: That hat is SWASHBUCKLING.
Hannah: !!!!!!!

Everybody keeps telling me there are people outside!!
-- Ashley

(Singing)
That's against the honor code... That's against the honor code... THAT'S AGAINST THE HONOR CO-HODE!!!!

THE QUOTE WALL: Part 2

IS THAT A SNACK I HEAR CRINKLING??
-- Creepy Man.

It is our way! We are NUFU!!
-- The SOURCE (Teen Titans)

Have you ever tried to get rid of MARS??
-- Adam

I can't do it that way! It dribbles down my chin!!
-- Ashley

I'm so glad the US has feelings. And not just gay, queer ones...
-- Hannah

Shelby: You've had SEX???!!
Jeramy: (walking into the kitchen) WHAT???

If you tard her again, will she be re-tard-ed??
-- Shelby

THE QUOTE WALL: Part 1

So I'm going to put these up along the side of the blog, too, I think, but I thought it would be fun if I made posts of a few of these each day for you guys to enjoy. :D Then I can throw away all these post-it notes that are cluttering up my closet.


These are in completely random order. Just as I pull them out of the bag.


Whenever I talk about food, apparently my face lights up...
-- Ellen

Second only to a man's lips, that was the best thing I ever tasted!
-- Hannah

... And then you'll get fat and you won't fit in your dress and the seams will burst and you will cry!!
-- Arianne to Jeramy

Je suis CLEAN!
-- Ellen

Ashley: (about someone who works at the Creamery) I think he thinks we're stalking him.
Jeramy: Actually I kinda thought he was referring to us as pigs, but....

(Ashley and Jeramy calmly talking. Ashley interrupts:)
OH MY GOSH!!!! .. Forgot my battery!

Travis: Your parents must be retarded, 'cause YOU are SPECIAL!! :D

MANIPULATIVE TOASTER OVENS THAT SEDUCE!!!
-- The Laugh Out Loud Cast

Adam: My shin has a divet!!

That's an upty niphname...
-- Beaver (Not Cassidy... Ashley)

Schitziptus, narc, pedo, mas, insom...
-- Travis

Who's Jeramy?
-- Travis

I'ma have to take off my jacket because you are making it way too warm in here...
Travis

Caves... and leather... and doctors... o.O
-- A very fun Apples to Apples game

We are raising a generation of poor, neglected DISHES! We, the fathers of this mess, have left the sink to raise these illegitimate dish children ALONE...
-- Hannah

I want to think perverted!! ... wait....
-- Hannah

So Raymond... do you like MISTLETOE???
-- Ashley to Jeramy

Psych!

In keeping with the theme of the shows we got each other obsessed with...

PSYCH COMES OUT ON WEDNESDAY!

A brand new season of Shawn's epicness and the beauty that is Dule Hill!!

Also:

A VERY POTTER SEQUEL IS ON YOUTUBE JULY 22ND!

My life is complete.

Kbye.

!!!

I AM GOING TO THE LADY GAGA CONCERT WHEN SHE COMES TO SLC.




Just thought you oughta know. :D

You guys keep on saying you're bored and junk... so I've decided to bestow upon you my top ten favorite boredom busters a la youtube!

1. This is just happy. And fun. And, Jeramy, you and I still need to learn the dance.




2. Ohhh, Tedward, you are so mysterious and hot.




3. "I met a man on the bus this morning. I shook his hand. He'll never see his family again."




4. Man, it stings my lightning scar that those stupid Dursleys won't give me what I want. I need to get back to Hogwarts. Or maybe I should go to Pigfarts instead. Or maybe I just need a really boss Zefron poster.




5. That's what abortion does. It makes happy, singing children on playgrounds disappear in colorful puffs of smoke.




6. TJ Thyne always makes me feel validated.




7. Even though Adam nearly drove me crazy singing it all the time, this song is still freaking awesome. And the music video is possibly more freaking awesome.




8. For those of you who I didn't manage to force into Julian Smith fandom, BEHOLD. It only gets better.




9. I told you it only got better.




10. This video doesn't really need any commentary on its awesomeness. We all know its the best thing ever.

NOVEMBER NINETEENTH!

It's official; the movie comes out on November the 19th!

I've been doing some prelim research and the second movie starts when they go back to Hogwarts.... (I dunno about you, ARIANNE, but I started singing "Gotta Get Back to Hogwarts" in my head when I typed that....) to get the horcrux there but Voldemort figures it out. Sooo, Trelawney won't be there but we've got Dobby, the Malfoys, Bellatrix, Ginny, Umbridge, etc.

Soooooo psyched.

WHY CAN'T IT COME OUT SOONER??????

:(

BONES... and pages

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Kay so pretty sure I want to go back to Utah NOW because I'm bored out of my mind here.

And I am obsessed with Bones. Thanks a lot, Shelby and Arianne.
Seriously, I've watched all the episodes available on Hulu like seven times. I can't get enough.

Are we watching Glee, still? Or is it just too hard without each other? :( I for one am not enjoying it as much anymore because no one around here watches it and so I have no one to obsess over it with. Although apparently they're making a LADY GAGA episode which makes me SO EXCITED.

That is all.

Hannah

New Page

Hannah,

So, as co-authors, we can post, but we can only post on existing pages. If we want to do a page for each of us, you have to make it since you're the original maker person.

As for HP7, you can be whoever you want. :) Trelawney is still epic, no matter what movie it is. You could be Bellatrix Lestrange (she's in the first part, I'd think.) I dunno, it's hard to think which characters go where because I don't know when they stop part one and when part two starts. I think they'll probably end part one at the Malfoy Manor when Dobby saves everyone, so Bellatrix should be there. I dunno...

freakin' freak. lol it won't let me post comments either. Anyways, who is the "US" that went to the New Moon showing? haha jk... I believe I had a chem test the next day.

Also, I don't know if I will be Umbridge because she is not in the 7th movie. we will see....

Kay I'm not able to post comments right now so I guess I'll just say in this post that yes, I'd love to see HP 7 with you guys if y'all are game. I can bring back the Trelawney outfit... it was obviously successful last time. Jeramy, if you're going PLEASE be Umbridge again!! That was the highlight of my existence!!!

I miss everyone. Watching Glee is just not the same anymore...
Neither is My Neighbor Totoro. It was mentioned in conversation today among my church friends and I almost felt it was blasphemy to even speak of Totoro without being in the presence of my roommates. :D :D

I wonder what's wrong with the comments... hmmm.

-- Hannah

Midnight Showings

Haha, do you guys remember when we went to the midnight showing of New Moon and me, Ellen, and Ashley were dressed up but Arianne and Hannah dressed up as non-Twilight people?

Well, I was thinking maybe we should do that again, but with the Harry Potter movie that's coming out in November. I'm buying Luna's Spectraspecks online (I had to do some Harry Potter related shopping for a birthday) so I call dibs on Luna again. I think it would just be a blast.

Oh, and Jeramy, I miss us, too. :P

the new blog

looks cool!

I miss you guys! That's it really.

First Picture

The first picture I have of all of us together!
At the back-to-school dance at the Heritage Central Building!!

WELCOME!!

It's Hannah!
Jeramy and I were chatting today and it occurred to me that we should have a blog so we can remember things and keep each other as roommates (and former roommates) up to date about their adventures at BYU and elsewhere (like... engagements! haha just kidding).
I decided it might be a good idea to have a "quote wall" of sorts on the side over here --> If you're an author, feel free to add whatever quotes you can remember!! (PS, I kept all of the ones we found on the quote wall and on the floor around the quote wall. They're all packed and still in Utah. When we get back we can look at those and find any that we've missed. :D )
I also thought it would be fun to create a page for each of us. To do that, go to "Edit Pages" under your posting settings. (Shelby I know you do this very well, haha).
Do you like the penguin background? Haha we can change it if you want. I just thought it would be funny.

I plan on having this be a private blog once we've figured things out.

And I really was kidding about the whole engagement thing.

Hannah