THE QUOTE WALL: Part 7

It has the COLON-SEAL-OF-APPROVAL!!
-- Ellen

The blur formerly known as Stephen!
-- Arianne

MELON AND PAD

It's like a cow compressed into a cube!
-- Ashley

Chuck Norris jokes! The one about the guy... From Spiderman! Who was that? Oh yeah...
OCTOPUS PRIME!!
-- Ashley

Jeramy: (to Arianne) Did you just look at the crescent roll picture to see how to roll them?

F.R.E.E. that spells free. Creditreport.com baby!
-- Everyone

LORD FARQUAAD

Jeramy: With this knife I will end my life!
Arianne: You guys are SOOO Poetic!

THE QUOTE WALL: Part 6

Don't worry Hannah, you will find your soul matey!
-- Everyone else

Pens, pencils, LOWER BOWEL PILLS??
-- Jeramy and Ashley

But it's ok! We went on eight dates!
-- Arianne in Ashley's Dream

Jeramy: (to Michael) I remember phone numbers much better than names.
Arianne: Jeramy... is that your way of asking for his phone number?
Jeramy: *sputters*

Group Leader: So, Jeramy, what's something interesting about you?
Jeramy: Um...??? I like... toaster ovens?

FRANCE!
-- Ashley

The Duck wants a donut.

I'd be a Russian Mafia Princess!
-- Ashley

Jeramy: Now where is that rolling pin?
Arianne: I don't remember where I put it...
Hannah: maybe she put it in the toaster oven, since all it's good for is storage...
Arianne: OHHHH!! (high fives Hannah)

The perfect murderer needs the perfect brownies.
-- Derek

Chad: *grumble grumble*
Ashley: Chad is entertaining himself!

EWWW! He showers NAKED!!
-- Ellen

Because then you would be able to rape me like when we play MarioKart!!
-- Steps (Travis)

Poor Canada. They have a handicapped torch.
-- Hannah

F.U. Hannah! F.U.!!!!
-- Ashley

Hannah: She's a Southern
Ashley: ER!!

She finally realizes she loves him... and then he leaves her... and then she goes back to live in a DIRT PIT!!!!
-- Arianne (about Gone with the Wind)

PENGUIN:
When you are a penguin
You look around
And see only penguins...
There's nowhere to run..
Nowhere to HIDE!!

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

FUNDERWALL!! I shall climb the wall! Oh no, fire! Oh dear! I shall fall down now!
-- Jeramy

Does....
...
I just forgot m name...
-- Draco Malfoy
(AKA Adam Decker)

Jeramy: She is so TOR-EN!!
Shelby: Uh... torn?
Jeramy: WHAT??

Leopard Kitty of the forest!!
Yess oh yessss!!

Which is more painful? AIDS? Or BOYFRIENDS??
-- Ashley

THE QUOTE WALL: Part 5

Hannah: Watcha listening to?
Chad: Star Wars. IT gets me in the mood!!

Barack the Magnificent!!
-- Ashley

The Center for Abused and Beaten Children is calling!

DOCTOR KEVORKIAN IS:
-- Sensual
-- Inspiring
-- Chewy
-- Jeffrey
-- _______

I bought hairbands, and they came with a hairband holder!!
-- Ashley

We are unloved and beaten children.
-- Ashley

Ahley: Did someone just open the door?
Shely: ... I dunno...
Ashley: IT'S JEFFREY!!
(door bounces off the trash bag)
Everyone except Hannah: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

SHE IS NIT TIRED OF YOY YET!!
-- Hannah's Texting

Jeramy: When I was a kid, I watched the Brave Little Toaster Oven.

Remember this???

THE QUOTE WALL: Part 4

Ashley: Does this make me dumber?
Hannah: I don't think that's possible...
Ashley: Oh.. It's possible!
...
WAIT!!!

Hannah: Um, what's your name again? I don't remember.
Austin (Butter Boy): Austin.
Hannah: Oh yeah, that's right.
Ashley and Arianne: WHAT?? (knowing eyes).
Conclusion: HANNAH SITS UPON A THRONE OF LIES.

(coughs) I think I just inhaled butter fumes...
-- Shelby

Look! Look! It's SNAIL SCISSORS!!
-- Jeramy

Shelby: Let's make a quote wall!
Ashley: WE don't have any quotes!
Shelby: ... and?? Let's make a quote wall!

Jeramy: You're not her boyfriend!
Arianne: I'm BETTER than her boyfriend!

What are peopke going to think when they visit and read our quote wall? We have quotes about SEX and AIDS.
-- Jeramy

Jeramy: Maybe she got hit by a car... just kidding.
Ashley: SOMEBODY GOT HIT BY A CAR??!!

HAR........POON!
HAR........POON!
HAR HAR HAR!!
POON POON POON!!
-- Ashley and Jeramy

THE QUOTE WALL: Part 3

Arianne: Did you see the chupacabra? .... chacabacra? ..... cupabara?
Shelby: Chupacabra?
Ashley: Why are you speaking a different language??

Hannah: (to Devin, not recognizing him) Hi, we're looking for someone.
Devin: I know!!
Jeramy: THAT'S DEVIN!!!

Rhymes with "Schmordan!!"
-- Ashley

(Singing:)
If you want to be me, be me! If you want to be you, be you!
-- Arianne, Ashley, Shelby, and Ellen

Arianne: I can't look at both of your elbows at once!! (tear)

Jamba Girl: Butterfinger for Shawn Spencer?
Lesley: Yes!!
Jamba Guy: Smiles.

STUPID CAT!!!
(x 1,000,000)
-- Shelby

William: That hat is SWASHBUCKLING.
Hannah: !!!!!!!

Everybody keeps telling me there are people outside!!
-- Ashley

(Singing)
That's against the honor code... That's against the honor code... THAT'S AGAINST THE HONOR CO-HODE!!!!

THE QUOTE WALL: Part 2

IS THAT A SNACK I HEAR CRINKLING??
-- Creepy Man.

It is our way! We are NUFU!!
-- The SOURCE (Teen Titans)

Have you ever tried to get rid of MARS??
-- Adam

I can't do it that way! It dribbles down my chin!!
-- Ashley

I'm so glad the US has feelings. And not just gay, queer ones...
-- Hannah

Shelby: You've had SEX???!!
Jeramy: (walking into the kitchen) WHAT???

If you tard her again, will she be re-tard-ed??
-- Shelby

THE QUOTE WALL: Part 1

So I'm going to put these up along the side of the blog, too, I think, but I thought it would be fun if I made posts of a few of these each day for you guys to enjoy. :D Then I can throw away all these post-it notes that are cluttering up my closet.


These are in completely random order. Just as I pull them out of the bag.


Whenever I talk about food, apparently my face lights up...
-- Ellen

Second only to a man's lips, that was the best thing I ever tasted!
-- Hannah

... And then you'll get fat and you won't fit in your dress and the seams will burst and you will cry!!
-- Arianne to Jeramy

Je suis CLEAN!
-- Ellen

Ashley: (about someone who works at the Creamery) I think he thinks we're stalking him.
Jeramy: Actually I kinda thought he was referring to us as pigs, but....

(Ashley and Jeramy calmly talking. Ashley interrupts:)
OH MY GOSH!!!! .. Forgot my battery!

Travis: Your parents must be retarded, 'cause YOU are SPECIAL!! :D

MANIPULATIVE TOASTER OVENS THAT SEDUCE!!!
-- The Laugh Out Loud Cast

Adam: My shin has a divet!!

That's an upty niphname...
-- Beaver (Not Cassidy... Ashley)

Schitziptus, narc, pedo, mas, insom...
-- Travis

Who's Jeramy?
-- Travis

I'ma have to take off my jacket because you are making it way too warm in here...
Travis

Caves... and leather... and doctors... o.O
-- A very fun Apples to Apples game

We are raising a generation of poor, neglected DISHES! We, the fathers of this mess, have left the sink to raise these illegitimate dish children ALONE...
-- Hannah

I want to think perverted!! ... wait....
-- Hannah

So Raymond... do you like MISTLETOE???
-- Ashley to Jeramy